your room mate is a hot nudist-masturbation instruction

Can't stop staring, can you?

Yeah, I bet you never thought you'd randomly get a new list for a roommate when you posted that ad, did you?

It happens. We gotta live somewhere too.

Yeah. It's getting kind of old though, I must say, watching you run to the bathroom every time you pass me by when I'm lounging around the house.

I know what you're doing in there. You're beating off that cock, aren't you, Turquoise?