zeandellar

I like to have sex with strange men. I like to fuck two or three per week. The less I know them, the better. My favorite thing is to get their cocks in my mouth before we say even a single word to eachother.

If we're gonna fuck, I want to see your dick first, so send me a dick-pick. But not just ANY dick-pic -- there are rules to show me you aren't a fucking loser. Following the rules increases the chances I'll fuck you later.

Rule #1: Soft and Small
Yes, folks, I like my dicks small. The first time I sucked a dick, it was flaccid when it went in my mouth, and then it grew. The true definition of a good cock is when it is soft. Size doesn't matter -- I've sucked a 1" cock before, and it was great!

Rule #2: Have a girl in the pic with you
Okay, any fucking loser on the Internet can take a picture of his dick. I want a female in the room, preferably looking at your dick. I like to imagine the thoughts in her face when she is staring at your cock. She doesn't need to be clothed, and she doesn't need to be pretty. Just show her looking at your johnson, and you satisfy this rule. You get bonus points if your hand is on your cock, not necessarily jacking off, but "presenting" it for her. (Note -- I understand the need for privacy, so your face need not be in the picture. But your dick sure should be!)

Rule #3: Private message submission
Send me your dick-pick through the Xhamster message center. The first words of the message should be "Dick-pick -- I followed the rules." This shows me that you actually read this, and that you followed the rules.

Okay, perverts! Let the dick-pics come!