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Mi smo:
Muško-ženski par, heteroseksualac
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Utari Rainforest Mbuti, Republika Kongo
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Žensko, heteroseksualac
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Ostalo, PYGMY, SUMERIAN
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masterofsin Prije 11 godina/e
The comments were witty and amusing. I enjoyed them.
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epworrel
Memorable quote from "Ernest Saves Christmas" (1988): Ernest P. Worell: There's only one person authorized to operate this sack. His big, red, oneness, "The Claus."
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silverstallion Prije 11 godina/e
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snakeman
LOL!
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pussylunch Prije 12 godina/e
thx for the comment.. the other girls needs dirty comment from you aswell
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Jedermann
Jedermann Prije 12 godina/e
Yeah, the first 100 days xh are over . . .
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Crustycumstain
Crustycumstain Prije 12 godina/e
Ladies like me, what can I say? Nice profile. lol
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TonguePuncher
TonguePuncher Prije 12 godina/e
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Jedermann
Jedermann Prije 12 godina/e
Thx for nice comments . . . . . . no, never work with that colour.
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knothead23
thanks for comment mate
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ali89
ali89 Prije 12 godina/e
I believe the answer is rather prosaic. John Lennon's inspiration for his lyrics in the song came in part from reading a newspaper. Someone rich was reported as having committed suicide in his car (the 'lucky man who made the grade'). Another column mentioned the state of road repair in Blackburn, where, to the shock and horror of the readership, there were 4,000 holes. A lot of John Lennon's writing was pythonesque, even before the Beatles' celebrated acid-dropping experiences, so please don't believe that this is either some sort of drug-induced insight or eternal truth.
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publicpeep
publicpeep Prije 12 godina/e
whatever you're on... count me in!
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El_Padrastro
El_Padrastro Prije 12 godina/e
Welcome. Lol!
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pantyrubber1
pantyrubber1 Prije 12 godina/e
best profile ever, lmao!!!
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Jedermann
Jedermann Prije 12 godina/e
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Jedermann
Jedermann Prije 12 godina/e
THX . . .
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satyriasiss Prije 12 godina/e
cheers from america usa
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Jedermann
Jedermann Prije 12 godina/e
Great ,About us´!
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fukthaworld88 Prije 12 godina/e
LMFAO sup brother?
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spydaddy Prije 12 godina/e
thnx for the comment, added you ;)
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TonyTosser
TonyTosser Prije 12 godina/e
Surprised you get broadband reception in the DRC ??? LOL
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snakeman
ROTFLMFAO4EVER!
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SilkySmooth26
SilkySmooth26 Prije 12 godina/e
wtf
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