In need of sex

Hey dad, can you wait? I need to talk to you.

Chris, you always do this to me. I've got to get to a meeting. I'll be back in two hours. Can't it wait?

No, it's like really important. I really need to talk to you. Can you sit down real quick?

Okay. What is it? You need some money?

No, I don't need money or anything. It's just like, God, like, I don't know.