gail matthius

How do you feel about your breasts?

How do I feel about my breasts? Well, how would you feel about them?

I have gone to the dentist and had tools laid on my chest as though it was a tray,

as though it was a totally flat place upon which a person can unthinkingly lay their things and, you know, get them later.

I know that you guys probably don't like it that I'm getting the operation because you're feminists or, you know, something. I don't know.