Foot ball Jock jerking off for coach

Hey what's up coach? Yeah man this year is my year man. For real I'm the fucking alpha, the motherfucking omega on this team man.

Huh? I'm ready coach. I've been studying. This is time man. This is my year. This is my year to shine.

I'm getting all these fucking touchdowns. I kick the field goals. I'm the whole team. You need me.

I don't need you like that coach. You need me on this team. Huh? I'm the motherfucking omega.

That's right. Who you love? Huh? Who you love? Me. The motherfucking Ironman.