Double checkmate

My days used to be filled with peace. Now that I'm retired from the military and work

from home, I can really let loose. But that was until these damn college students moved

in next door. It's like they party every fucking night. You should see the stuff I wake up

to on the lawn, Jesus Christ. They are hot little fuckers though, but that's besides

the point. My peace is now at the mercy of them. I wish this was the barracks because