Couples Therapy

So why are you guys here today?

So do you want to tell her what you know?

No, we just, uh, we haven't been communicating well. She doesn't feel like I satisfy her needs and I ignore her.

No. No, no, no. He wants to play video games all the time. He doesn't want to spend any time with me. He's just so boring. He's... whatever. I'm just sick of him.

Well, I don't see how you wouldn't want to spend any time with her. I mean, she's very beautiful. Sexy, hot. I mean, how can a video game get in between those legs?