Amber.Jayne.

Hi darling, you're back from college early. I know I'm all dressed up and your dad said

he was taking me out for dinner tonight but he's running really really late in his meeting

so I'm all dressed up with nowhere to go. Don't worry about me, I'll entertain myself.

Oh, is your girlfriend coming round this evening? Oh, later on? So you're just a little bit

of a loose end like me then. What can we do to pass the time on?