Today is National Lemonade Day. So to show our support for lemon growers all over the world, on this day each year lemons should feature in every porn scene. http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Ecq9wpDSptk/TK8Ruwhoh9I/AAAAAAAAAeY/BhKTY4IpvrA/s1600/lemon+juice.jpg[/imag… Pročitajte više

Porn legend Rocco Siffredi recently announced his retirement from performing in porn. In addition to producing and directing filth, Rocco was a prolific performer. He knew how to fuck a warm mouth, a wet cunt and a tight ass hole. http://prontv.org/uploads/posts/2013-11/1385615237_6fqx3vyr8i7ss0d.jpg[/ima… Pročitajte više

Today's porn idea is that we see a bit more of this depravity in porn - hot whores sucking up fresh loads from another hot whores ass hole.… Pročitajte više

On 17th August 1981 porn whore Jayna Oso was born. She went on to help thousands, if not millions, of men blow countless loads thanks to her nasty cock loving ass hole. So today's porn idea is that we send birthday wishes and ball draining loads to the legend that is Jayna. http://cdn1.hothag.com/media/galleries/1/1/2198/jay… Pročitajte više

Today’s porn idea is that the Amazon Rain Forest is put to better use and cleared to make way for a porn theme park, think Disney but with Mason Moore rather than Mini Mouse. Mini Mouse Mason Moore http://41.m… Pročitajte više

We all love a Chinese take-away. So today's porn idea is that Alina Li becomes the permanent #69 on the menu at our local Chinese Restaurants (in-between prawn crackers and special fried rice). http://www.julesjordan.com/trial/conten… Pročitajte više

The traditional London Black Cab has recently suffered significant loss of business at the hands of Uber the discount taxi service. So to ensure that this British icon survives and thrives, all Black Cabs will now be fitted with screens that show the latest hard core pornography. http://cdn-w.pornstarblognetwork.com/clubkagneylinnkarter.com/public_html/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/… Pročitajte više

In some countries military conscription is compulsory. Today’s porn idea is that a similar scheme is introduced but this time for pornography - every hot 18 year old girl is obliged to perform in hard core porn for our viewing pleasure for a minimum of two years. http://img8.nudedworld.com/2015… Pročitajte više

Donald Trump is seeking the Republican nomination for the Presidency of the United States. His campaign has won universal praise for its inclusive, moderate and progressive approach. However, in recent days, trouble makers have tried to impugn his honour by suggesting he is a misogynist. As a result Mr Trump has hired me, at great expense, as senior advisor to counter this criticism. And today we can announce the following measures that should put the claims of sexism to bed o… Pročitajte više

Everybody hates the morning alarm... ...especially if you are woken from a porn dream where you are just about to blow your load down the back of Adriana Chechik's throat. So today's porn idea is that for a small fee (say $1 per day) a hot porn whore will provide a far more intimate, enjoyable and relaxing wake up call to all perverts out there (that's us). You can chose from... The face sitting wake up call: http://… Pročitajte više

The fur trade is a highly respected and honourable industry. If it wasn’t for this noble profession we would all freeze to death in the winter (and probably the summer too in the UK). So I am pleased to announce today that I have negotiated a deal between the porn trade and the fur trade whi… Pročitajte više

Every January the cream of the porn industry attend the AVN Awards in Vegas. So today’s porn idea is that perverts like us are employed to do the security checks when these porn goddesses arrive and depart McCarran International Airport. https://farm8.staticflickr.com/7117/749450… Pročitajte više

Bonnie Rotten recently announced her retirement from performing in porn. For many of us Bonnie is one of the very best examples of a porn whore. She is beautiful. She has an amazing body. She has fantastic fake tits. She has a great ass. She has a hot cunt. She did anal. She did dp. She did gang bangs. She gaped. She squirted. She even did rose buds. She left nothing in the dressing room and brought it all to us in glorious HD for our wank pleasure. http:/… Pročitajte više

All businesses are legally obliged to employ ‘Porn Secretaries’. Their role is simple. Each day they dress in provocative clothes and parade around their desks. Guys are allowed to slip their dicks int… Pročitajte više

Good internet connectivity is essential for all dedicated porn perverts. Without it our ability to indulge our porn addiction is seriously curtailed. Resulting in no paid for sites like Evil Angel No freebie sites like XHamster - where we can beat-off to hard core porn and converse with our porn buddies http://gotblop.com/templates/public/main/7390_asian-xhamster.png… Pročitajte više

Workers on the London Underground (otherwise known as ‘the tube’) have called a strike for tomorrow. The affect is that London will be brought to a virtual standstill. The main trade union behind the industrial action is the RMT (which stands for Retards, Morons and Twats). They recently launched their new slogan ‘Overpaid and Underworked’. An extensive survey undertaken today (by myself with myself) showed that the phrase most commonly associated with the strikers is “useless ass holes”. So today’s ‘porn… Pročitajte više

Nivea release a new moisturising cream just for men – but with a twist. Every bottle cums complete with a porn whore to apply it.… Pročitajte više

In addition to writing this shit, many of you will be aware that I am a hugely successful, multi award winning song writer. One of my most famous songs is ‘Cars’, which I wrote for Gary Numan, the iconic king of synthesiser electro pop. But what you may not know is that the song was originally called ‘Wank Den’ and the lyrics were slightly different. They went something like this: Here in my wank den I feel safest of all I can lock all my doors It's the only way to live In my wank den So… Pročitajte više

In an effort to get guys to check their eye sight, a new government scheme is introduced for men 18 years of age and older. In addition to the usual optician 'test chart'... Men will be shown other items to check their eyes are in good working order... http://cdn-w.pornstarblognetw… Pročitajte više

Black Friday has become a huge retail phenomenon around the world (where consumers are given the opportunity to avail themselves of bargain price deals on shit they don't need). But my 'porn idea' is that there should be an annual 'Porn Black Friday', which will give hot blooded guys the opportunity to gorge on porn at hugely discounted prices. Stuff a bit like this in fact: http://… Pročitajte više